Hello boys, girls and the inebriated!
Welcome to the unofficial S.britt brand Fun Center©®™
I sure hope your folks don't mind me entertaining you kids for the next few hours. I promise I shan't eat your mother's prized pickles or set the dog on fire like last time!

This is the part of the internet where you can download desktop calendars, pictures to print & color and compete in hilariously gut-busting contests (pow? ow!)! It's kinda like winning the Irish Sweepstakes without even having to dance a jig or guzzle a jug!

If you look to your left (right if you want to see EVERYTHING), you'll notice a calendar for both June & July that you can display on your desktop and be the envy of your office, household or cellblock. Don't delay, download your preferred screen size today!

There are also two new doodles for you to download, print and color this month. Why? Because I thought it'd make up for what I did in your sink. Sorry :\

HEY LET'S HAVE A COLORING CONTEST, SHALL WE? For all you kids out there that have your own copy of “Coloring CAN Be FUNNY!” now you can make it pay off BIG! How, you say? Simple, I say! Color your favorite page(s), and then send them in to me, either by email or slug mail, to be entered in my monthly coloring contest. The winning contestant will be chosen by our expert panel of judges (Edsel, myself, and the little loon that lives down the lane) and awarded a super secret pow! pow! powerful prize! The winner will be notified by smoke signals (or homely pigeon), and his/her winning entry will be displayed on this very page, as well as in last year's telephone book! You have already lost SO MANY contests, what's ONE more? What are you waiting for? Get coloring YESTERDAY!

Last month's first place winner was submitted by San Francisco's very own Jem Fanvu. I don't need to tell you that Jem went above and beyond the call of the wild when she went to work on lil' Franklin Foomer, but I will! Holy goats! I haven't seen a contest entry like that since the late Dwight D. Eisenhower gave up corn-squeezin's and I doubt my grandkids won't live long enough to see another entry take it's place OR the cake. And that's exactly what lady Jem did (the lousy cake burglar!). The bar has been raised and the gauntlet has been tossed, Mr. & Mrs. America. Consider yourself SERVED! Please, won't someone try and steal Ms. Fanvu's Crayola Crown off her pointy little head? If not for me, think of the children. I thank you.

This month's contest has already begun and all entries (to be considered for June/July) must be received no later than July 30th, 2005. All entries received later than the 30th will be entered into the August coloring competition. Thanks in advance for your participation AND all the orange rinds and coffee grounds that you'll undoubtedly send my way to bribe and try to sway my final decision. It ALL goes to a good cause... my composte pile (my cat's stomach)!

Entries can either be emailed to me, or sent to the following address:

Stephan Britt
P.O. Box 188556
Sacramento, CA 95818-8556

Keep checking the FUN CENTER for more pictures, winners, contests, recipes, taxidermy, gun repair and least of all fun.


Susie: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
Hector: He died of intestinal blockage!
Susie: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Hector: Because his brother was in a tar pit!